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So the women are throwing down 1440 tricks in ski
jumping. There's the ski grab, the cork flips, etc. But at a
certain point the sport is going to hit a physics limit.
Sliding down the hill in a transforming sled suit of some
kind that converts in the air to skis. Or a parasail...
On the cusp of "ridiculous" & "awesome". [neutrinos_shadow, Feb 08 2022]
||Jumping/skiing with a wing is already baked.
Combine slope-style with biathlon? Shoot the target while
airborne (extra points if you're upside down).
||Why not have to change into a lounge suit while in
mid-air performing somersaults?
||Barefoot ski-jumping while carrying an ostrich egg balanced on a teaspoon in each hand while blindfolded
||Maybe they have to most precisely imitate the skiing scenes in
their choice of bond film, be it interrupting an outdoor dinner
party, jumping into a plane, opening a parachute off a cliff...
||Just wait til they see me do a triple cork... in a