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Trouser Mouth Pockets have zips that
look like teeth, hidden under seams that
look like gums, but their best features are
their concealed tongues.
These are revealed by reaching inside and
pulling their pockets inside out. This action
brings into public view a sticky red
the loose change and other
contents of your pocket, stuck all over its
||I like the tongue, making it easier to pull
your pocket inside out, but I hate the idea
of it being sticky...
||By the way my tongue isn't sticky. It's just
warm and moist.
||Wanna see an eliphant? //pulls out both pockets to make the ears and unzipps fly// Wanna see an eliphant?
||Help my hand is stuck in my pocket!
||[refinement] You can have two sets of
pockets: "dry tongue" pockets for your
hands, and "sticky tongue" pockets for
your bits and pieces.