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Cure pain while having a great ol' time
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I was thinking. What a great product something like 'Tylenijuana' would be. It would have the potent painkilling effects of codeine, and the soothing, mellow effects of our good friend Delta-9-THC. This would be a hit on the streets, earning millions for the drug companies, yet would not kill millions of customers, like cigarettes.

[EDIT!] New, enhanced version > Percovicojuana CONTAINS: -350 mg Hydrocodone (Vicodin) -250 mg Oxycodone (Percocet) -2,500mg Delta-9-Tetrahydrocanabinol (THC) -Red food coloring -Blue food coloring -Yellow food coloring -Bleach (for white spots in tie-dye pattern)

Also, the optional non-pill forms: blotter: looks like a stamp/patch: just like nicorette!/dropper: remember the 60's?(I don't - I'm 16.)/Powder: Same formula, except replaces Oxycodone with oxycontin (available with cocaine/heroin - $20 per addon).

15420, Aug 12 2002

Prescription Rugs http://www.google.c...rescription+rugs%22
And you thought I was kidding... [DrCurry, Aug 12 2002]


       Try percoset or vicodin.. you'll forget all about your good friend Delta-9
Mr Burns, Aug 12 2002

       i've done percocet and vicodin, and they're nice....so...NEW PRODUCT : Percavicojuana (PERK-A-VIKE-O-WANNA). It would combind 350mg of hydrocodone, 250 oxycodone, 2,500mg D-9-THC. The perfect mix! Don't take too many, though, you might like...die.
15420, Aug 12 2002

       Getting high from prescription drugs is way Baked or smoked or snorted or something. It's also largely not as safe as cigarettes. Not that you can get high off cigarettes. Nor that they are safe.
DrCurry, Aug 12 2002

       Bliss: No, I'm afraid this one's not my doing. ///though, you might like...die./// is a bit irresponsible, even for me.   

       xx420: Perhaps you need to move into the advanced category, sniffing glue and paint thinner perhaps?   

       350mg hydrocodone in and of itself is probably lethal.. normal dosage is 6mg or 12mg per Vicodin, depending on how nice your doctor is..   

       250mg oxycodone is also way past safe levels. Having not had any for a long time, I would not venture a guess as to prescription strength, however it is quite similar to hydrocodone. You are surely looking to kill us all with this one, man.
Mr Burns, Aug 12 2002

       oh let me call this consumer advice or something - please
po, Aug 12 2002

       DrC: Prescription rugs rock!
Mr Burns, Aug 12 2002

       This kid knows way to much about pharmocology...I, for one, am disturbed.
BinaryCookies, Aug 12 2002

       Me? Yeah, I've broken bones you didn't know you had. If you mean mr. 90210, think this over:   

       This one magic pill contains the equivalent of:   

       25 Percoset-10 (10mg oxycodone) (Probably fatal)
46 Vicodin ES (7.5mg hydrocodone) (Definitely fatal)
The equivalent of about two ounces of extremely good dank (Guaranteed fun)

       15420: Seriously speaking now- pills will kill you. I lost a coworker several years ago to a single vicodin and a 22oz Budweiser, after he had been taking them and drinking regularly for months. Don't go doing anything stupid like he did.
Mr Burns, Aug 13 2002

       Yeah, and you *never* see any attributed to the 'greens..   

       How'd I wreck your knee from waaaaaay over here in the states? Sorry to hear that, I also have joint problems of my own (no pun intended).
Mr Burns, Aug 13 2002

       From my experience, THC is a way more powerful painkiller than Acetaminophen (Tylenol) so this idea seems a bit redundant.   

       Percovicojuana on the other hand just sounds like a really pleasant way to commit suicide.
Joolin, Jan 09 2010

       recipe. See: Help
WcW, Jan 09 2010


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