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As the nights draw in, snuggle up in the fleshy warmth of a council-provisioned Tauntaun
A herd of the Hoth-indigenous creatures is
driven through major cities by council-
employed shepherds. On cold nights,
anybody requiring somewhere warm for the
night has the option (but not the
obligation) to cuddle one for the night.
On particularly cold evenings, a small but
is provided strapped to the
tauntaun with instructions that read along
the lines of "In case of cold, disembowel
along dotted line."
[Zeuxis, Dec 06 2013]
[FlyingToaster, Dec 06 2013]
Bad!... Bad science!
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 07 2013]
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||If I recall correctly, the phrase "three-dog night"
refers to a night cold enough that you need 3 dogs to
join you on a bed, to keep warm through the night.
So, if you have an arbitrary number of tauntauns
available, you should not need to use that knife,
because there is more than one way to become
surrounded by tauntaun.
||Yes, but ultimately the decision must be made: are three
tauntauns smellier on the outside than one tauntaun on the