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Instead of the usual voodoo dolls that you stick pins in,
not freeze your victims with a Voodoo Iceman Doll and
use the results to chill your cocktails? Here's how it
Purchase the two part mould of either a male or female
figure. Place a small photograph of the prospective
face in the special holder in the upper section of the
mould; snap the two parts together and fill with water. A
secure stopper ensures there are no leakages. Place the
mould in the ice box and allow it to freeze.
On removal from the mould, you are now presented with
frozen figure with the cut out photograph of the victim's
face embedded in ice at the front of the head.
You can make several of these based on all your friends
and store them in the fridge ready to use as figurative
ice-cubes next time you're having a party.
||Nice, Down under is currently having a heat wave. In the current climate while working, I would like to have my shadowy essence cooled from a far.
||If only you were in Wisconsin, or Illinois where it's
minus 50F, and the dolls would freeze up instantly
if taken outside.
||Perhaps glaciers are exactly this, built by mountains to annoy
||Will there be a version with kittens ?
||There will be a version for you. It's just a cast of a
inch long metal bolt, with a nose sticking out at
right angles at one end! Ha
||That, non destruction of thermodynamic law, inter-spacial portal can't be engineered fast enough.
The trick being, how much energy really gets through to equate.