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Waiting For Geldof

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Scene: a ROAD.

USC, a DRUM KIT, several ELECTRIC GUITARS on stands, and a line of MICROPHONES.

DSC, sittng on the ground, are GARRY ROBERTS, PETE BRIQUETTE and SIMON CROWE.

ROBERTS: (Weary) "Can we play yet ?"

BRIQUETTE: (Gloomy): "No."

CROWE: (Querulous): "Why not ?"

BRIQUETTE: "Because we're waiting for Geldof ..."

8th of 7, Dec 30 2014

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