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Waiting For Geldof

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Scene: a ROAD.

USC, a DRUM KIT, several ELECTRIC GUITARS on stands, and a line of MICROPHONES.

DSC, sittng on the ground, are GARRY ROBERTS, PETE BRIQUETTE and SIMON CROWE.

ROBERTS: (Weary) "Can we play yet ?"

BRIQUETTE: (Gloomy): "No."

CROWE: (Querulous): "Why not ?"

BRIQUETTE: "Because we're waiting for Geldof ..."

8th of 7, Dec 30 2014


       scene: 2 hobbits, sitting by the side of the road...   

       scene: 2 detectives, sitting by the side of a corpse...   

       scene: 2 hangmen, sitting by the side of a nooseless gallows
FlyingToaster, Dec 30 2014

       Waiting for Frodo?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 30 2014

       VLADIMIR: (optimistic) "Can we have some cheese yet ?"   

       ESTRAGON: (dismissive) "No"   

       VLADIMIR: (annoyed) "Why not?"   

       ESTRAGON: (patronising) "Because we're waiting for Gouda..."
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 30 2014

       Waiting for Todog: Scene starts on empty stage, everyone quickly leaves, going backwards.
4and20, Dec 31 2014

       Vladimir: Can we play yet?   

       Estragon: Not until I've given this 2 sausages, beans and a fried slice   

       But, that would be Waitering for Godot
not_morrison_rm, Dec 31 2014


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