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Wall'o'Trousers!

Please, Make It Stop! Oh, Nevermind. Too Late.
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Well pressed and heavily starched, the wall is composed of trousers that fit you perfectly. Peel off a pair and you're good to go. When finished, simply launder, starch, and throw them against the wall again.

Inspired by [Max]'s "Wall'o'toruses!"

Grogster, Feb 21 2012

"Put the mouse down..." http://technabob.co..._house_of_mouse.jpg
[normzone, Feb 21 2012]

Shameless self-insinuation What_20Pants_20Should_20I_20Wear_3f
These two combined will take all the stress out of choosing and donning legwear. [Alterother, Feb 22 2012]

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       <bullhorn>   

       "Put ... the ... mouse ... DOWN ... and ... STEP ... AWAY ... from ... the ... KEYBOARD ..."   

       </bullhorn>
8th of 7, Feb 21 2012
  

       Coming soon: a solid slab composed of small flexible fittings made of sintered silica particles. The wall'o'sand grommits.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 21 2012
  

       <pst [8th], press the button when you talk>
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 21 2012
  

       <aside>   

       Oh .... ta.   

       </aside>
8th of 7, Feb 21 2012
  

       //launder, starch, and throw them against the wall again// You'll find they adhere to the wall better if you skip steps #1 & #2.
mouseposture, Feb 21 2012
  

       + because I first read Wall'o'toruses as 'Wall o trousers' and came away disappointed
simonj, Feb 21 2012
  

       Proposed OS for automated version: <link>
Alterother, Feb 22 2012
  
      
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