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Well pressed and heavily starched, the wall is composed of trousers that fit you perfectly. Peel off a pair and you're good to go. When finished, simply launder, starch, and throw them against the wall again.
Inspired by [Max]'s "Wall'o'toruses!"
"Put the mouse down..."
http://technabob.co..._house_of_mouse.jpg
[normzone, Feb 21 2012]
Shameless self-insinuation
What_20Pants_20Should_20I_20Wear_3f
These two combined will take all the stress out of choosing and donning legwear. [Alterother, Feb 22 2012]
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"Put ... the ... mouse ... DOWN ... and ... STEP ... AWAY ... from ... the ... KEYBOARD ..." |
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Coming soon: a solid slab composed of small flexible
fittings made of sintered silica particles. The
wall'o'sand grommits. |
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<pst [8th], press the button when you talk> |
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//launder, starch, and throw them against the wall
again// You'll find they adhere to the wall better if
you skip steps #1 & #2. |
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+ because I first read Wall'o'toruses as 'Wall o trousers' and came away disappointed |
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Proposed OS for automated version: <link> |
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