Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Whoopee valve

Make your own whoopi cushion!
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Ah, the whoopi cushion. A paradigm of harmless prank humor. But it has problems. It is too big to hide. Also it can rupture, making it useless. And try getting one in a hurry!

The whoopi valve can be attached to a standard balloon or even a plastic bag. Exhalations through the valve make that classic farting whoopi noise. If the balloon goes bad or the bag bursts, retrieve the valve and use again! Best: these valves are cheap. At 25 cents each or $10 for 50, you can liberally distribute whoopi everywhere!

Here at BUNGCO we are working on the Whoopi Shoes. The bladder inflates with a spring on being liften from the ground. On putting weight on the shoes, the intake is compressed and the air sputters out. Whoopi with every step! Coming soon.

bungston, Aug 20 2009

Whoopee cushion http://en.wikipedia...iki/Whoopee_cushion
[bungston, Aug 20 2009]


       You must have missed "Jumping Jack Flash".
phoenix, Aug 20 2009

       ...//Scratches head, walks off muttering, can not for the life of me, get why Ian didn't see Sister Act 3//...
blissmiss, Aug 20 2009

       What's wrong with curried baked bean omelets, washed down with a few pints of Real Ale ?
8th of 7, Aug 20 2009

       /baked bean/ It is hard to compel your teacher to eat them so that later you might laugh like hyenas at her loud flatulence.
bungston, Aug 20 2009

       Hard, but not actually impossible - and SO satisfying ....
8th of 7, Aug 20 2009


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