h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Since Bill Gates announced a $100k prize for a revolutionary
condom that would offer more positives than drawbacks so
that condoms would be used more, I came up with this simple
but powerful idea...
A condom with three invisible-ink-printed symbols like on a
scratchcard lottery. Symbols would
become visible after being
exposed for 5+ minutes to vaginal liquid. Three matching
symbols = $100,000 prize. Payable to females only.
Result: women's sex needs would increase ten fold...
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By far the best condom would be a vagina unto itself that
the poverty stricken males could use to masturbate
without female involvement rapidly modernizing those to
the level of the typical western male. Alternatively a
condom that can become a dildo. |
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I venture to predict that if such condoms existed as described in the main text, a significant number of women would buy them and unroll them onto dildos, and leave men out of the equation altogether. |
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... thought it said "Whining Condom"... |
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Vernon, because of hackers like you, spreading
exploits for the system, there would have to be a
security update - the new condom would reveal the
winning symbols only after being exposed to vaginal
fluids from outside AND ejaculate from inside. |
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shouldn't the title be: "the winning condomation" ? |
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5 minutes? What am I supposed to do with the last 4? |
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