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Seeing as though peanuts are almost made of wood, then why not ACTUALLY make peanuts FROM wood and then pack 'em in frisch-foil.
You could grind them with a soft-tungsten lathe, hand finish them with hardened toothpick-type tools, and employ a Funnel to Channel them into the frisch-foil pacquets.
Users
could suck them, or folk with gum disease could updraft them into the gaps twixt gums and tooth-calc to help chafe away the pain.
Either way, peanuts of wood would not go off half so quick as conventional protein-based items. And that's provened.
(?) Small tin of Wooden Peanuts
http://www.organic-...BA-Wooden-Food.html
Scroll halfway down & order your elf a scrumptious tin for $6.00 [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]
Hazards of simulated seeds
http://www.guardian...ors-sunflower-seeds
Let's be careful out there. [MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 15 2010]
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I've read this for two days, and it still doesn't make any sense. Does anyone have any idea what he's talking about? |
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My best guess is that he doesn't like peanuts. Specifically, he thinks they taste like wood. So, he sarcastically suggests making them out of real wood. |
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I'm not sure I understand "Credit Card Monkey" either, and his Web site confuses me. But, unlike certain other posters, I do get the sense that there's something there, it's just that he doesn't speak quite the same English I do... |
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According to the art of Feng Schwee, you have to be facing North to experience true umami. But I don't know how that applies to Goober Peas, as I've never heard of them (cultural wide berth). I hope they don't harm the Goobers when they extract them. |
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As I recall, Uncle Remus did successfully market a wooden peanut playkit in the 1970s. |
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I believe that there is, indeed, some wisdom here, yet it's between the lines, within the creases and beneath the wooden (nut-wood, of course) stairs. I have a chessboard made from almonds (the white squares, that is. The black squares are of another matter) and keep it in a sandwhich bag. |
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Hey, at least we don't need to worry about people suffering from peanut allergy with these wooden ones. |
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Hey, HEY! Isn't Peanuts called Snoopy over here? |
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Of course, with wooden peanuts, if u take them with a laxative and bend over....u get a machine gun effect!........sorry:-) |
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I think the solution here is that he's had a terribly traumatic experience with the digestion of peanuts at one point, so he concludes to make indigesible ones....and as for the advantage of long-lasting freshness from your bag of wooden peanuts, who is worried about peanuts going bad anyway? |
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They do go bad...I had a can of Spanish peanuts that reeked me out of the room once...slimy, bad-smelling, and kind of brownish red... |
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Move over, Stinkymeat(.com)! Here comes something nuttier! |
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<grins> I didn't do that on purpose... |
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Bravo! Excellent idea, sir. I just hope that I never get gum disease. |
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I think he's comparing peanut shell material to wood. |
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Would these be safer than ceramic sunflower seeds? |
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<going for the easy ones this morning...> |
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Safer? I didn't realize safety was an issue here. I
thought it was about flavor. I'll take the wood,
thanks. |
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(Who knew?) Didn't I say I'll take the wood? |
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[Max] Did you catch this, from your link?: |
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"...100m individually handmade porcelain replicas of
seeds." |
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Not only hand made, but hand painted. |
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If you submitted that idea here, someone would mark
-it-for-impossible. |
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