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Yoga Brick Testicles

Like on the back of pick up trucks
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Because everybody needs one. Turns into a business that customizes yoga bricks to look like 70's porn sheik, with tiger print satin, disco ball mirroring, and rubbers. Because every yoga studio needs a kecherous froggy pick up artist yoga brick salesman in their lives. Well there goes that business idea.
JesusHChrist, Nov 30 2016


       Do you actually write these, or are they randomly generated?
tatterdemalion, Nov 30 2016

       They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. -- Shall we continue?
normzone, Dec 01 2016

       This yogi is down right stumped by this idea. I've no clue what it is you are trying to sell me, but testicles, bricks and yoga, have no business being in the same scenario...EVER.
blissmiss, Dec 01 2016

       Yep - I think this is a boo-boo, yogi.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 01 2016

       [JesusHChrist] acquired a user account in December of 2004 and never paused for breath - there are now approximately 700 ideas associated with this user ... many of them similar to this one.
normzone, Dec 01 2016

       Probably the same number of mine...best to avoid the rcarty ejection event horizon imho.   

       //kecherous froggy pick up artist.   

       Assuming that was "lecherous" then it's getting a bit The Shadow over Innsmouth, although HPL never explicitly says if the shadow is solar or eye...
not_morrison_rm, Dec 02 2016

       This one has a distinctive lack of feathers.   

       I would just like to go on record as saying that I have never even once excluded any froggy pick-up-artist yoga-brick salesmen from my life just for being kecherous.   

       [JHC] seems to have invented the "stream of unconsciousness" school of writing.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 02 2016


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