Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.



Zero dollar bill

for the sharing economy
(+2, -2)
  [vote for,

made of hemp and heavy elements to be traded among drug dealers and to accumulate heavy elements so that they can eventually be centralized as heavy metal sponges at the Capitol rotunda to build a portal to other universes through which I, Jesus H. Christ shall swoop fragilistically once I have tired of my Austrailian orgy vortex psychedelec wander quest.
JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2016

The New Zero Dollar Bill https://pbs.twimg.c...KWQAMc7k7.jpg:large
@alriots [JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2016]

Chung Yoo-ra https://en.wikipedi...g/wiki/Chung_Yoo-ra
[JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2016]


       This should probably start with getting Chung Yoo-ra out of trouble.
JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2016

       I could see the need for a new dollar bill with Putin's head on it, now that he is defacto the new president of the USA, with his puppet Trump dancing like an epileptic monkey to every flick of his fingers.
xenzag, Dec 21 2016

       If I had a 1 dollar bill and a bunch of these 0 dollar bills could I be rich?
RayfordSteele, Dec 21 2016

       Sounds like they're out to get this Chung for anything she did or does. I wonder how much we can really know about the truth behind this.   

       Anyway, back to the idea itself, are we talking about a get- together of Clinton and Mostel?
pashute, Dec 22 2016

       Do you have anything else in your bag there, xenzag? Starting to feel like a fixation
theircompetitor, Dec 22 2016

       Non stop revulsion at Trump is my new hobby. It's like having a rogue hair you need to keep pulling out, only to find it has grown back. I'm also relentlessly obsessive and have made the destruction of the Trump bacteria an imperative. Given his feeble intellect, and clear signs of mental weakness, I doubt that he will last long in his new role, especially once Putin tires of his incompetence.
xenzag, Dec 22 2016

       On a related note, has anyone noticed before that Santa and Satan are such similar words?
theircompetitor, Dec 22 2016

       Satan is who dyslexic kids write notes to.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 22 2016

       "is to whom" (pedant) ha! ie Satan is to whom notes are written by dyslexic kids.
xenzag, Dec 22 2016


       Old joke (which I may have heard here):   

       "Who was that woman I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw' "
"OK - who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

       (Oh, and "is to whom" is a nöetrope, and gramatically frowned upon.)
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 22 2016


       I used to have one when I was a kid, it appears in my dreams sometimes.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 22 2016

       I was borrowing the phrase from recursive structural linguistic algebra.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 22 2016

       You had better watch out, you had better not cry, you had better not pout, I am telling you why, The SantiChrist is coming to town, The SantiChrist is coming to town, The SantiChrist is coming, to, town.
JesusHChrist, Dec 22 2016

theircompetitor, Dec 22 2016


back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle