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At all ports of entry, in place of adverts for airlines, hotels, perfumes
and fashion, put up large posters with scurrilous cartoons depicting
deities and prophets.
Everything from Osiris and Ba'al to Buddah, Krishna, Crom Cruach,
Yaweh and Allah.
Underneath, put captions saying "Offended
? Well, turn back now,
because there's a lot more of this coming."
If the traveller hasn't been through Immigration, they get a free ride
back where they came from.
An annotation from another thread:
"That's another test to add at Ports of Entry; incoming passengers must walk through a "petting zoo" with a few tame miniature pot-bellied pigs, under a big sign saying, "Welcome to our country, we like pigs".
There might have to be an alternative route reserved only for observant Hebrews."
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Additional idea ... [8th of 7, Feb 02 2016]
||//If the traveller hasn't been through Immigration, they get a free ride back where they came from.//
||That raises a logistical concern however. There aren't that many regular flights that service Hell, and even fewer that fly nonstop to Wales. There are, however, rumored to be UPS bulk shipments there. I suggest a crate with holes and perhaps a parachute.
||This is an ideal, low-cost, high entertainment value solution to current immigration issues!
||Rather than a lot of expensive time (eg: Ellis Island) and effort (paperwork) to determine who makes a good immigrant--amongst all of the lovely refugees to choose from these days--we could simply arrange cameras to record facial micro-movements as the posters are viewed.
||Those arrivals who do not self-deselect, yet show worrisome reactions, could be invited to further discussion in the anteroom. At this point, they will be greeted by a professional woman, obviously in charge. 'There it is, the definitive micro-movement...buh-bye!'
||Have the French surrended yet?
||// dissect Japanese nationals //
||Unfortunately, mostly dead ones, unlike the Chinese killed by Unit 731 at Pingfan, and the Allied PoW's ...
||Can't actually remember dissecting any
Japanese recently, also quite remember the
name of the country experimenting with STD's
in Guatemala and own surplus population.
Started with a U..
||Anyway, used to live in Yokaichiba even after I
Googled it and found out it's where some of
the 731 guys retired to.
||You know the real reason behind this mad influx of
cultures that are antithetical to the cultures of these
countries they're migrating to? We're told it's based
on two things: moral
superiority of those who support it and pragmatism.
||It's neither. It's based on the ruling elites need to
assert their dominion over those they rule over. The
angrier it makes the non-ruling class, the more
absolutely vital it is that these policies be carried out
RIGHT NOW, without debate because this is how they
celebrate their power, and the celebration of their
power is the very reason for the country's existence
in their eyes. Yes, they import voters who are going
to support their political party but I think it goes
beyond just that.
||The crime and ghettos these policies create don't
effect the psychotically powerful ruling elite, they
only hurt the people down in the trenches of society
trying to mind their own business and get by in life.
The people that the ruling elites absolutely despise.
The people who, for instance, have to wait at a bus
stop and are the ones who get groped, fondled or
while the elites stay safe in their limos with their
armed guards. I think the rich and powerful get great
||This is a revolution against the working man
fomented by the ruling elites. These "immigrants" are
a conquering army specifically brought in to cow the
middle and lower classes into submission. It's not that
the ruling elites particularly like the groups they're
bringing in, they just really hate you. They want
worker's wages driven down, they want people who
can't afford a gated community to live in fear, they
want workers taxed to pay for a permanent ward-of-
the-state-class tasked only with voting the elites into
permanent power and occasionally performing
brownshirt duties of getting out and terrorizing the
||And as far as the talisman these elites hold up to
ward off their evil demon critics like me, the
"racism", I welcome all races from any background to
be a part
of my culture as long as you adopt UNIVERSALLY
ACCEPTED VALUES OF CIVILIZATION! These are not up
for debate any more. With very few exceptions,
every other country, race and
culture has agreed to not kill people of other
religions, stone homosexuals, sell slaves or consider
women so low they can't drive cars. We have a
worldwide universal agreement about what it is to be
civilized and we should be proud enough to defend it
against all comers. Even really, really, really, rich
people who feel they don't have enough power
because THEY are the problem here.
||Want to test my theory? Tell the elites to tell the
entire third world we'll take ALL their widows and
orphans but the young, aggressive men need to stay
home and use their aggression to fix their own
countries. Not gonna happen because widows and
orphans don't rape, murder and rampage, which is
what's wanted of these people.
||Sorry about the rant, but I'll wrap up by saying I met
a really cool guy at a party me and the wife went to
the other day. He's a doctor, a GP and we really saw
things eye to eye on about every subject. When it
came to talking about backgrounds, he told me he
came from Afghanistan about 40 years ago. We need
more of these great people in our country, but we
need to NOT be so racist as to cast the same title
over everybody who comes from a particular area.
We need to differentiate good from bad. If you're a
doctor and you understand and support the tenets
of civilization, come on in. If you think that ISIS and
has some good points, stay home.
||That's the way I see it anyway. Again, apologies for
the long rant.
||// There might have to be an alternative route reserved
only for observant Hebrews. //
||I don't get this. Are you saying that observant Hebrews
can come in without petting a pig (How do you verify that
someone is an observant Hebrew?) Or did you have some
other experience in mind for Hebrews that is worse?
||I kind of like the original idea in that it appeared to be
equally offensive to all, but didn't actually require people
to do anything that violated their faith.
||// Are you saying that observant Hebrews can come in without petting a pig //
||<reckons up number of terrorist acts committed against the West since 1950 by observant Hebrews>