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"The Clapper" Belt Buckle

Belt Buckle and other clothes that work with Clapper technology
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I want to be able to clap and have my belt buckle come undone and my pants unzip and fall to my ankles. Then I want to clap twice and have my shirt unbutton. Surely such clapper technology is possible on such a small scale as to fit on a belt buckle or into a button-like clothing device. Besides being smooth and impressing the ladies, it would be handy coming home after a long day at work.
smizzou, Jun 26 2001

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       There are too many comic possibilities to name..and this could give new meaning to the phrase "off like a prom dress," but I don't trust those around me to refrain from clapping whenever I stand up.
randydarden, Jun 26 2001
  

       :::applause:::
beauxeault, Jun 26 2001
  

       It does sound prety dagerous, could you use voice recognition instead?
RobertKidney, Jun 26 2001
  

       As George III says in Blackadder III:
"I'm as happy as a frenchman whose just invented a pair of self-removing trousers"
goff, Jun 26 2001
  

       I think such a device might be prohibitively expensive. But if were the president it would be very handy. "Come here, Monica!" *clap clap*
juan2003, Jun 27 2001
  

       Hope it has Clap Recognition Software, just in case there is spontaneous thunderous applause... then again, maybe not.
thumbwax, Jun 27 2001
  

       I'd go for Fonzie-style finger-clicking myself, as the signal. *snap*... Heeeeey.
Guy Fox, Jun 28 2001
  

       This would go over VERY well at strip clubs
AfroAssault, Jun 28 2001
  
      
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