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Shouldn't be too exceptionally life-threateningly hard. Just take an ordinary Bluetooth broadcaster-type device, and plug yer own info into it, for example: "ID=Special: Halfbaker--User: galukalock". Or somesuch.
Oh yeah, and a bitty screen and beeper to let you know if you pass another with the
"ID=Special: Halfbaker" tag in their device.
knickers
http://www.halfbake...atterned_20knickers
[thumbwax, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
IWL
http://www.halfbake...l_20wiffle_20league
[thumbwax, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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Wear a hat with a fish carcass stapled to it? The smell would have about the same range as a Bluetooth connection. |
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Sure, but only downwind. Also, you have to admit there's no cool factor associated with fishbones. |
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We know each other by our secret handshake and exploding underwear. If you don't know about either, well.... |
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Okay. But do you really shake the hands and inspect the underwear of every single person you see? |
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Even if you were that sick, it'd still be impossible. |
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Staple a bloodhound to the other side of the hat to more easily detect other fish-carcass-hat-wearers. |
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Anyone carrying an object (other than a doughnut) that is custard-filled is, by default, a baker. They also usually wear their underpants over their trousers. If that isn't enough for a positive idenification, they are often strange street-people with a scrawny dog on the end of several pieces of string tied together muttering 'Buggrit. Millenium hand and shrimp'. If that isn't enough for a positive ID, what are you doing here, you crazy Schlaven? |
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