h a l f b a k e r yIt might be better to just get another gerbil.
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2 armed men face each other, snarling and looking mighty ugly. I dont know what their beef is with each other (its a woman or a gamblin debt most probably) and I aint going be too forward in the asking.
go for your gun, Pete growled Tom.
whatever you say, Tom, you got it coming to yer
barked back Pete.
they were men not dogs by the way, I said that didnt I?
the two men both drew their pistols at lightning speed and faced each other in a standoff, no-one wins situation. whats to do?
well, what Pete didnt know was that Tom had acquired himself one of those fancy schmancy all-singing, all-dancing, state of the art alligator pistols. Tom chuckled knowingly as a frown crossed Petes by now, even uglier mush.
deftly, Tom slid off the safety catch alongside the barrel of the gun and swung open the handle to reveal a bright metallic scissors mechanism that puzzled poor Pete who was watching mesmerised. Tom snapped the two sides of the mechanism together, the barrel of the gun yawned open like the jaws of an alligator revealing sharp angry toothed edges and using these jaws, Tom sprang forward & seized Petes gun right out from his gnarled fist and tossed it gaily up, up and away and as it descended he caught it on a twirling left forefinger. If there had been a smoking gun to blow into, he would have done so.
our hero wins the day.
(?) Alligator Shoes
http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/M5653.jpg [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Do they use alligator clips? |
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very much based on that, big P. you have your finger so much on the throbbing pulse of everything. |
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Do you live in West London? |
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//I dont know what their beef is// |
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Pete was snickering about Tom's alligator shoes. [link] |
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Ever stood between two angry men with guns pointed at each other? I know I have. |
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But croikey Pete's got hiself a newer Crocodile Colt. It takes Pete's hand off at the wrist as he blows the non-existent smoke from his spurting stump.
Sorry 'bout that. I just got back from the chiropractor...you understand. |
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<Steve Irwin> So oy got me tarp out for nuthin' ? Oy better go lite me bar-bee.</Steve Irwin> |
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