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automatic dumping system

a function on your phone to avoid the embaressment of dumping him/her yourself
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this useful function would help you dump someone with the touch of a button elimminating unfortunate arguements over the phone
fuzzy2, Feb 24 2004


       Care to elaborate on the "function" junction?
thumbwax, Feb 24 2004

       <boyfriend gives girlfriend telephone number and asks latter to call ... later>   

       <girlfriend calls>   

       "Thanks for calling.   

       Press one to be told that you're beautiful but your its your boyfriend who's just not worthy.   

       Press two to be told that your boyfriend just wishes to spend more time with his mates and that you're cramping his style   

       Press three cos your boyfriend's gay. Actually. Yea, strange isn't it.   

       Press four because your boyfriend is actually seeing your mother."
jonthegeologist, Feb 24 2004

       I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that the FBI never considered checking [fuzzy2]'s phone records to find out who dumped Jimmy Hoffa. (Missing US Union Leader since July 30, 1975)
jurist, Feb 24 2004

yabba do yabba dabba, Feb 24 2004

       <Eyes button #4> - beep - <e>
Letsbuildafort, Feb 24 2004


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