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Earth your bed to stop you having bad hair
If you wake-up every morning with your hair looking like you've just been dragged through a hedge, backwards , then your problem is probably down to insufficient bed earthing.
Simply earth yourself by sleeping on a foil cover which is earthed...
The Science Behind a Good Hair Day
Whatever next? Antistatic shampoo? [Dub, Aug 18 2008]
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||// Simply earth yourself by sleeping on a foil cover which is earthed... // and make your elf into a human lightening conductor!
||What's all this static about earthing to avoid bed hair? Is this why animals who live in metal cages never have a bad hair day?
||say, a conductive elf would be useful. I'm going to start converting mine immediately!
||Gave this one a bun because it's conducive to good grooming.