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dentallations

realign your teeth to mirror your favourite constellation
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Many folk have a favourite star constellation, but few have ever thought of having a set of braces fitted to their teeth which would realign them to mirror their visual pattern. As some teeth would naturally have to be forced to migrate a considerable distance, all of the bottom set would need to be pulled out first, so as not to confuse the effect, but some might be transplanted to the upper jaw in the case of a complex star field. Think of the advantages... every bite into a piece of fruit would leave the perfect outline of a treasured constellation to be passed around for comment. An illustrated talk on Orion (for example) would leap up the scale of interest. Dentists would begin to specialise in obscure configurations. It's an idea whose time is right, given the popularity of scarring, tattooing and other body modifications
xenzag, Sep 22 2005

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       "You have perfect teeth? How sad!"
ldischler, Sep 22 2005
  

       I want to bite Jesus into an apple and sell it on e-bay.
Shz, Sep 22 2005
  

       Ha!
ldischler, Sep 22 2005
  

       You would look like a hillbilly.
andrew1, Sep 27 2005
  

       And if my teeth already look like the Big Dipper...? (I'm British, you know...)
DrCurry, Sep 27 2005
  
      
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