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for pit lickers eatable deoderant

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Have you ever licked an armpit? Antiperspirant deodorant chemically constricts and damages your tongue in an instant? Horrible experience.

That is what this is for.

Made from anything that tastes good and can freshen a pit up, maybe mint oil or bees wax or other..

vfrackis, Feb 04 2010

Natural Deodorant http://www.thedaily...deodorants-47062903
//DIY versions ... baking soda ... mixed with water and/or cornstarch and antibacterial essential oils like cinnamon, rose, birch, or lavender// sounds edible to me. No mention of pitlicking though. [pocmloc, Feb 04 2010]

Production test dummy. http://farm2.static..._6e5d1c9cc9.jpg?v=0
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 05 2010]

do you like onions instead? http://images.googl...%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
[xandram, Feb 05 2010]

[no comment] http://cdn.davesdai...5-armpit-tattoo.jpg
[xandram, Feb 05 2010]

some things can be so much worse than chemicals... http://4.bp.blogspo...keY/s400/armpit.jpg
[xandram, Feb 05 2010]

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       Your depravity gives me comfort.   

       [+]
MikeD, Feb 04 2010
  

       Cherry pits?   

       *erk*
phoenix, Feb 04 2010
  

       Its about time those folks had an advocate.
bungston, Feb 04 2010
  

       For non US-ians and other aliens.
Pit refers to the armpit.
Personally a shared shower does the trick!
gnomethang, Feb 04 2010
  

       Question from non US-ians and other not-native english speakers: By "eatable" he really wants to say "edible"?   

       Damn, I don't want to come to the bakery to learn bad english, only the bad, kinky habits, like licking armpits, of course. By the way, I'm with gnome on this one. Even if it tastes good, it's still a chemical that covers something that doesn't. Ew. However, I remain neutral.
Pericles, Feb 04 2010
  

       Edible is probably better, Pericles. Eatable at a push might suggest 'preference in taste' rather than 'It won't kill you'!
gnomethang, Feb 04 2010
  

       There is a much simpler solution to the problem than the one proposed. And while we are about it, sp.: deodorant.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 04 2010
  

       Pericles, I thought it was a standing Spanish tradition for the man to lick the arm pit of his lady, after a particularly good dinner. Was I wrong?
blissmiss, Feb 04 2010
  

       OOOpppsss, that's what I meant to say...It came out Spanish. What the hell is wrong with me???   

       Sorry Senorita P. You know, I know, where you live. I got dumb. But I still love you a lot no matter where you live.
blissmiss, Feb 05 2010
  

       I have licked a few pits in my time, in the heat of the moment. And I encountered " Antiperspirant deodorant " once in an unexpected area in a ecdysiast.   

       I suspect even a "Tom's of Maine" product would have some repellent effects, but I'm not drinking tonight, and thus shall not go to the medicine cabinet and perform a test.
normzone, Feb 05 2010
  

       I have done this, though indirectly, so (+).
MisterQED, Feb 05 2010
  

       That link made me choke and go ahhhhh, urrrggghhh, [xandram].
blissmiss, Feb 05 2010
  

       Mexicans can be savages and lick unexpected, unusual places (won't be making a list of those glorious spots) but as far as I know armpits don't stand in it. Wait... yeah. The Spanish. Those dirty european barbarians surely include them in their very unsexy rituals. Didn't we use to have a spanish guy in the bakery?
Pericles, Feb 05 2010
  

       //Have you ever licked an armpit?// No, and I don't intend to start.
kaz, Feb 05 2010
  

       That was just your Spanish dream boy, Ms. Pericles. Only in your dreams did he waver his thick, hot blooded, latin tongue over your arm pits, dripping bits of tequila laden spittle down your breast side.With little white spots of deodorant sticking to the stubble of his day old beard.
blissmiss, Feb 06 2010
  

       [21], a word to the wise.   

       You hope that others will tolerate your tastes and eccentricities, and if you can't do the same for others, at least you pretend to do so.   

       Others make allowances for you and expect you to do the same.   

       Or instead of gaining friends you can just scatter cool acquaintances wherever you go... your choice.
normzone, Feb 06 2010
  

       I'm somewhat ambivalent on the idea, but Wecome back, [Pericles]!
csea, Feb 06 2010
  

       Wow, [blissmiss]. Rule 34 in action. You have single-handedly created bodice ripping literary deoderant porn. Let me know what your nom de plume is and I'll look for some of your work.   

       I was thinking about pen names this week and decided that mine would have to be Norm De Plume.
normzone, Feb 06 2010
  

       What is rule 34, pretel?
blissmiss, Feb 06 2010
  

       ya know... a bit of aphrodisiac in the mixture...
FlyingToaster, Feb 06 2010
  

       Aphrodisiac Deodorant. Hey now...there's an idea just waiting to be hatched.
blissmiss, Feb 07 2010
  
      
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