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iGor
No Mad Scientist should be without one. | |
For those research projects for which discreet ask-no-questions assistance is essential, BorgCo are proud to offer the new iGor.
iGor is a humanoid robot; short, hunchbacked, immensely strong, and quite adept at grave robbing, high voltage electrical engineering, understanding the meteorology of
thunderstorms, and abducting nubile young girls in almost-see-through lace nightgowns*.
iGor can remember over 10,000 of your favourite musical tracks, but apart from that is an albino, and is no better than the usual sort of deformed henchman, just a lot more expensive.
(* in response to several anxious enquiries from potential purchasers, we hasten to add that it is the young girls who wear the lacy nightgowns, not the iGor).
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Say not the cursed words "Third Party Product" |
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For the //high voltage elctrical engineering//, he could use Coproco Enterprises' recently introduced soldering iRon. |
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//iGor is a humanoid robot//
So not an electronic device for reading pornographic fantasy novels then? |
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Could be, if that's the sort of bedtime story you like ... |
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//For the //high voltage elctrical engineering//, he could use Coproco Enterprises' recently introduced soldering iRon// |
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Not magic, just cybernetics, careful programming, and a really good lighting bolt to start ... |
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Is there some kind of LipLok (TM) to prevent the iGor whistling tunes that you don't have the DRM rights for? |
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Certainly not - what good would an evil henchman be if he drew the line at copyright theft ? |
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iGor's "ethical" system is programmed with Frankenstein's Three Laws of Artificial Life: |
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1. "The End Justified The Means." |
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2."The Winning Side Gets To Write The History Books." |
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3. "Thou shalt not be found out." |
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