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wood working floorboard nails that you never miss
Nailtraits are designed to satisfy the needs of those who
outstanding DIY tasks in hand, but somehow never get round
to completing them.
Each nail has a little sculpted head on the top of it,
from lead, or a similar soft metal. When you open the box of
nails, you are greeted
by hundreds of little heads, designed
that they peer up, in anticipation of the inevitable
blow from a descending hammer.
Apart from the obvious political pundits, one of my own
current favourites would be what I call: "The House
Make-Over Cheery Mandarin" range. Through television it is
they who have fuelled the very DIY mania, that has in turn
created the need for this product in the first place. Justice
will therefore be done. A glancing blow would cause the
of one of these irritating dweebs to be reduced to an oval
shaped pancake, their chirpy features still evident, but
diminished to a grey smear that easily blends into the
patina of an aged floor board.
If inclined, a line of these could be pounded flat, inked up
and printed, the results being enlarged, framed and
Curb Your Enthusiasm 4th season photo
[JesusHChrist, Dec 17 2005]
||The linked "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
photo makes a good point about
comedy and attention and human