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This device is almost a cross between lipstick and a pencil
sharpener. Basically, it's a tapered, hollow tube that you
stick up your nose and spin around to trim all those pesky,
unattractive hairs. The blade would be inside the tube and
curved slots would allow hairs to slip inside to
sharp blade when spun in the right direction.
It can be an attractive, time-saving, personal device. I
it coming in a number of finishes (chrome comes to mind)
an attractive cap.
No more fogging up the mirror as you lean over the sink to
trim those nose hairs! And best of all, no more watering
when the scissors slip.
An instant best-seller, this device would rapidly become as
ubiquitous as nail trimmers or tweezers, making millions and
millions of dollars for its developer. If you happen to take
idea and run with it and become filthy rich, please buy me a
nice little house with a cabana. Thank you.
Panasonic Nose Hair trimmer
Like this, perchance? No cabana for you . . . this time. [bristolz, Feb 18 2002]
Remington Nose Hair Trimmer
[CoolerKing, Feb 18 2002]
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||Baked. Many bead-trimmers have an additional, small head for just this purpose.
||I won't ask how bristolz knows about these. Or what DrBob uses a "bead trimmer" (sic) for.
||Victor Kayam: "I liked the product so much, I bought the company."
||For trimming beads, of course, stupid!
||what are you going to call it? - pixelswisher. She says not wanting to state the obvious.
||I visualise some sort of action painter, Peter
__/ - quit staring
||Oh come on, bristolz. We're all friends here. There's no need to be shy about your furry conk! 80=)
||(*looks up 'conk' in British slang dictionary*)
||See also "snozzer"," bugle" and "hooter".
||Ah, so that's what it means? Darn.
||There's an idea... a restaurant staffed by waitpersons with big... noses.
||<fights to restrain admittedly racist but innocently meant joke...>