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nose hair razor

Tubular razor that is safe to insert up a nostril
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This device is almost a cross between lipstick and a pencil sharpener. Basically, it's a tapered, hollow tube that you can stick up your nose and spin around to trim all those pesky, unattractive hairs. The blade would be inside the tube and curved slots would allow hairs to slip inside to get clipped by a sharp blade when spun in the right direction.

It can be an attractive, time-saving, personal device. I imagine it coming in a number of finishes (chrome comes to mind) with an attractive cap.

No more fogging up the mirror as you lean over the sink to trim those nose hairs! And best of all, no more watering eyes when the scissors slip.

An instant best-seller, this device would rapidly become as ubiquitous as nail trimmers or tweezers, making millions and millions of dollars for its developer. If you happen to take this idea and run with it and become filthy rich, please buy me a nice little house with a cabana. Thank you.

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pixelswisher, Feb 18 2002

Panasonic Nose Hair trimmer http://www.folica.c...nasonic_trimmer.htm
Like this, perchance? No cabana for you . . . this time. [bristolz, Feb 18 2002]

Remington Nose Hair Trimmer http://www.minoxidi...m/remrotnoshai.html
[CoolerKing, Feb 18 2002]

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       Baked. Many bead-trimmers have an additional, small head for just this purpose.
DrBob, Feb 18 2002
  

       I won't ask how bristolz knows about these. Or what DrBob uses a "bead trimmer" (sic) for.
pottedstu, Feb 18 2002
  

       Victor Kayam: "I liked the product so much, I bought the company."
CoolerKing, Feb 18 2002
  

       For trimming beads, of course, stupid!
DrBob, Feb 18 2002
  

       what are you going to call it? - pixelswisher. She says not wanting to state the obvious.
po, Feb 18 2002
  

       I visualise some sort of action painter, Peter
po, Feb 18 2002
  

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thumbwax, Feb 19 2002
  

       Oh come on, bristolz. We're all friends here. There's no need to be shy about your furry conk! 80=)
DrBob, Feb 19 2002
  

       ;-)
bristolz, Feb 19 2002
  

       (*looks up 'conk' in British slang dictionary*)
waugsqueke, Feb 20 2002
  

       See also "snozzer"," bugle" and "hooter".
DrBob, Feb 20 2002
  

       Ah, so that's what it means? Darn.   

       There's an idea... a restaurant staffed by waitpersons with big... noses.
waugsqueke, Feb 20 2002
  

       <fights to restrain admittedly racist but innocently meant joke...>
StarChaser, Feb 22 2002
  
      
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