h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Well, nevermind about getting the ladies, but it sounds useful otherwise! |
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I think a Q-tip rather than a cue-tip - spelling, please! |
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After the cleaning process, how does he remove the earwax from the spectacle arms? If the answer is "sensibly and in a sanitary manner" then this idea would work for him. If however the answer is "as an appetiser" then he might be in for a mouthful of cotton! Perhaps a better solution would be to rub some chilli-juice on the end of his specs and hope that his next dig will be his last.
Oh, I meant that the shock of getting chilli-juice on his ears would put him off doing it again, but reading that again it sounded like, err, never mind. |
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If he's been a good boy this year, I would hope that santa will bring him real Q-tips for christmas. |
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