Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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spite aid

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A person who will aid you in spiting somone. want to make your boyfriend jealous? Illl sleep with you. Kids missbehaving? send me their XBOX. Shitty relatives? write me in your will.

This isnt just an idea, its a genuine offer!

bob, Nov 22 2018


       What if someone hired you to cut off your own nose to spite your face?...   

       Gotta watch your wording and make sure you cover your ass with the satisfaction guaranteed clause is all I'm sayin.   

       Have you considered a career in politics, [bob]?
pertinax, Nov 22 2018


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