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stripper/tutor

Lap Dance while you learn
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I would like to start a busines that serves mainly college students. They would be able to get a stripper to come and tutor them while dancing for them at the same time. We have to go out and find smart, hot chicks before we can start the business.
muckraker, Nov 24 2003

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       I'm afraid no studying would get done ... at all ...
Letsbuildafort, Nov 24 2003
  

       How about a stripper incentive program? ... better preformance in class warrants a better pole dance ... I'd like to see it here at work ... better commission sales = better strip show
Letsbuildafort, Nov 24 2003
  

       Will there be group discounts?
ReeseIUB, Nov 24 2003
  

       In response to the first annotation: Alot of studying would happen it just would not be academic.
Imponderable, Nov 24 2003
  

       She could use flash cards.
wombat, Nov 25 2003
  

       WTCTTISITMWIBNIIWR?
See: Billy Madison
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Overpanic, Nov 25 2003
  

       Great... now every time I think of differential equations I get a hard-on...
RayfordSteele, Nov 25 2003
  

       I think it could work if the stripper, well strips when a student gets a question right. If the student gets a question wrong the stripper is to anti-strip their clothes back on.

Service should be available for Male and Female students. Strippers should be hired by the learning establishment and charged by the hour...
silverstormer, Nov 25 2003
  

       silver, you studying psychology or medicine?
po, Nov 25 2003
  

       Regardless of the subject you were supposed to be learning, you'd end up studying anatomy.
lostdog, Nov 25 2003
  

       Every time I think of microwaved ramen I get a hard-on. In college, being relatively strapped for cash, I ate a good amount of the $.12 per meal salty noodle soup. My Roommate's fiancee' was a stripper, with no qualms about home nudity. The "suite" consisted of several rooms with a shared kitchen, where she'd come to eat every evening, often completely nude, save her engagement ring. It was a bit of culture shock at first, but I very quickly got used to it (almost choked the first time she walked in like that. Damn, she was hot!)
Freefall, Nov 25 2003
  

       [po] studying neither per se. But that doesn't mean I’m not *studying* them on an extracurricular basis...
silverstormer, Nov 25 2003
  

       Some -- EXTRA -- credit **wink-wink**
Letsbuildafort, Nov 25 2003
  

       **nudge-nudge**
silverstormer, Nov 25 2003
  

       The stripping tutor could clip flash cards to her Naples.
UrineForATreat, Nov 25 2003
  

       Market it to parents of teenage kids. "Want to be sure that your kids stay home and do their homework? Our motivational supervisors will not drop hints but ..."   

       For more information please call 1-800-LEARNIT.
kbecker, Nov 25 2003
  

       Also baked in National Lampoon's Van Wilder. And Freefall...I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. And at the same time I want to kill you. Did you ever "make a move?"
Eugene, Nov 26 2003
  

       you know those strippers who say there only stripping to pay there way through school?   

       their lying.
harshbastard, Nov 27 2003
  

       Still, this is probably a slightly better idea than "stripper/driving instructor" (Instructor: "That was such a good left turn I'm going to take my t-shirt off" <crash!>)
hippo, Nov 27 2003
  

       Could also be a problem teaching arctic survival techniques in the field!
dobtabulous, Nov 27 2003
  

       (marked-for-tagline)   

       " Every time I think of microwaved ramen I get a hard-on "
normzone, Mar 06 2015
  

       this would improve test scores
vfrackis, Mar 06 2015
  

       He had me at "stripper"
Voice, Mar 07 2015
  

       Many girls work as strippers/ prositutes/ porn stars to pay for college. I think that if any of them were good enough at their studies would elect to focus on regular tutoring the wage for that job is more than fair.
bob, Mar 12 2015
  

       //you know those strippers who say there only stripping to pay there way through school?   

       their lying//   

       Whose lying?
doctorremulac3, Mar 12 2015
  

       It isn't mine... Regarding the idea, it would be immensely helpful for medical students studying anatomy.
21 Quest, Mar 12 2015
  

       Just a few questions: a. Is there not enough exploitation of poor people? b. Are YOU willing to strip and lap dance for your living? c. Do you envision your close family and friends working at this? Mother, sisters, daughters, wife, girlfriend... I suppose you don't have a very good relationship with any of those.   

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pashute, Mar 15 2015
  

       // a. Is there not enough exploitation of poor people? //   

       No. That's what they're there for.   

       // b. Are YOU willing to strip and lap dance for your living? //   

       Yes, certainly. We would make a fortune lfrom the money people would pay for us not to do this.   

       // c. Do you envision your close family and friends working at this? //   

       Yes.   

       "My Father prints counterfeit money,
My Mother brews synthetic gin,
My Sister sells kisses to sailors,
My God, how the money rolls in ..."
  

       // Mother, sisters, daughters, wife, girlfriend... //   

       <Leon Kowalski>   

       "Let me tell you about my mother ..."   

       </Leon Kowalski>   

       // I suppose you don't have a very good relationship with any of those. //   

       No ... but then again, who does ?   

       This idea WOULD work if it was "strip tutoring". Answer questions correctly, more items of clothing removed. Get it wrong, clothes go back on and start again. Suddenly the brainy nerds are VERY popular in class ...
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