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smart motion sensor
Smoke Alarm
Soda Defense System
Telephone cable theft detection
the barker
"Things that go bump in the night" visualiser
Tribble Alarm
under-bed (and elsewhere) scary monster probe
Van der Burglar Alarm
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the barker

sounds of dog barking and scratching door when someone gets close

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Good for yard too, with a long chain leading from the gate to behind a dog house.

—	pashute, Apr 30 2017

fake dog home security system https://www.youtube...watch?v=zye7IPXojSc
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 01 2017]

which one? https://www.youtube...watch?v=1XbL9_4GAIY
[pashute, May 03 2017]

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Baked, in one of the Ealing comedies ...

—	8th of 7, Apr 30 2017