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Van der Burglar Alarm

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After retiring for the night, use the supplied remote to turn the VdBA satellite components on, each a desktop van der Graaf generator located at or near an access point.

Do try to remember to switch the system off before you go make breakfast.

FlyingToaster, Sep 12 2016

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       I'm sure there's a joke here flying way over my head. Possibly shaped like a toaster with wings... little help?
RayfordSteele, Sep 13 2016
  

       In my current iteration of reality, everything that starts with "van der" ends with "Graaf"... as it should. Fixed. Carry on.
FlyingToaster, Sep 14 2016
  

       This idea has serious potential.
whatrock, Sep 14 2016
  

       'Ah, now I understand.' 'But too late, Mr. Bond! In 60 seconds 400,000 volts will go through your body, rendering you quite dead...'   

       'Sorry, but that's not true.' 'But of course it is.' 'No, voltage doesn't travel. It's the amperage that kills you...'
RayfordSteele, Sep 14 2016
  

       You'd no longer need that morning coffee...   
      
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