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tread or deadmill

 treadmill that motivates the exerciser with the threat of a painfull death if they should fall behind.
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This death mill is designed like most treadmills but at the back end of the treadmill , where your carpet would normally be sits a number of optional deadly traps. a- the pit of spikes. b- acid vat c-gasoline vat ( comes with open flame velcro strap) d-hydraulic head squasher

"I lost forty pounds in forty minutes" - holland bennett

"He was doing so well for a while, we really thought he could make it" - belinda valentino

—jon, May 27 2000

more of the same http://www.halfbake...ps_20you_20running)
[futurebird, May 27 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]





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