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vuvuzelas - you ain't seen nothin' yet!

Tibetan Guttural Chanting En Masse!
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Aey vu vu ay aray gurrah. Aey argh ahh argh vorey argh argh!

Can you imagine it?

Zimmy, Aug 27 2010

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       That's "Mantras." Not "tibetan gutteral chanting", mantras. Mantras, got it?
Voice, Aug 28 2010
  

       Something more in the Zen/Samurai tradition would be better; the idea sound would be:   

       "WAAAAAAAAAAAA whssssssssssSSSSSSSSSHUP .... <thud>" *   

       * Intended to denote the sound of an extremely sharp Katana decapitating a vuvuzela perpetrator.
8th of 7, Aug 28 2010
  

       hehehe... what [8th] said.
Grogster, Aug 28 2010
  

       //extremely sharp// Unexpectedly charitable of you. I expected you'd decapitate them with a something dull, like a butter knife, and possibly serrated.
mouseposture, Aug 28 2010
  

       That would be tempting, but (i) the katana is quicker, and (ii) it's noisy enough without the added screaming of a vuvuzela-perpetrator having their head slowly sawn off with a small blunt item of domestic cutlery. Largely, the idea is to end the racket quickly and quietly.
8th of 7, Aug 28 2010
  

       noise cancelling flash mob? oh- they'd have to make some noise!
xandram, Aug 29 2010
  

       // noise cancelling technology //   

       Sp. "Katana" (q.v.)
8th of 7, Aug 29 2010
  

       It's just another example of the blatant prejudice against perfectly normal, law-abiding people who simply like to carry dangerous weaponry with them at all times. Disgusting, we call it. What was the 23rd Aamendment for, we ask ? They'll be letting women vote, next ...   

       <wanders off, shaking heads and mumbling>
8th of 7, Aug 29 2010
  
      
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