Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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yeti babies

it looks like a yeti, it smells like a yeti, it is a yeti and yet…
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yeti baby dolls that begin to teach youngsters about the weird and wonderful and strange.

yeti dolls that look half-man, half-ape: they have long reddish hair all over, with a humanish face and pointy ears, they are quite sweet really except that they smell quite awfuk and give out an intermittent shrieking sound. parents are advised not to place the dolls under the child’s bed but keep these dolls as strictly day-time entertainment only.

with a little help from mum and dad, these dolls are responsible for strange footprints in the soil or snow.

there are yeti phobics in this world who, because they did not have a yeti baby in childhood, are now prisoners in their own home; too afraid to venture out in case they encounter a yeti or two.

po, Jun 05 2003

Like this? http://www.toyolink.com/monchichi.htm
[bungston, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Native Baby http://shop.store.y...lle/nativebaby.html
Native of what, I know not. [phoenix, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Plush Cthulhu http://www.toyvault.../plush_cthulhu.html
For those who would prefer their offspring to understand non-euclidian geometry [oneoffdave, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Po. Not smelly, but otherwise close to the description. http://pbskids.org/...nohints/int_po.html
This character is creepy. [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

now, this guy is really weird. http://pbskids.org/...ints/int_tinky.html
and he is my best friend! [po, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Yeti http://www.legendofyeti.com/
[k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Yeti again http://www.newweb.n...bin/yeti/yeticgi.pl
he's hip to the internet [k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Feet of Yeti http://freespace.vi...goodwin/bigfoot.htm
[k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

(?) Defective Yeti http://www.defectiv...rchives/000215.html
Probably never played with by children... [k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Doing that Yeti Stomp http://www.nickjr.c...eos/yetistomp.jhtml
The Backyardigans rock. This song is one of their best. [bungston, Feb 28 2006]

Chewbacca doll http://cgi.ebay.com...ame=ADME:B:EF:US:11
Cute Stuff [MoreCowbell, Jun 23 2006]


       ha ha ha! po, you are something else. Seriously, I could have never thought of such a thing. Still, have a crispy "cuernito" for the laugh.
Pericles, Jun 05 2003

       Sorta like a Santa Claus or Tooth Fairy you can hold in your hand? Mightn't that take the fun out of it?
phoenix, Jun 05 2003

       Whoa, Red Yeti (Bam-a-lam)
Whoa, Red Yeti (Bam-a-lam)

Red Yeti had a child (Bam-a-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (Bam-a-lam)
She said, 'I'm worryin' outta mind' (Bam-a-lam)
The damn thing gone blind (Bam-a-lam)
I said Oh, Red Yeti (Bam-a-lam)
Whoa, Red Yeti (Bam-a-lam)
thumbwax, Jun 05 2003

       Do they have to smell quite awfuk?
Cause it'd be better if they just smelled a little bit awfuk.

       Sounds better then Tickle-Me Elmo.
DalaiLama, Jun 05 2003

       Seconded. +
sambwiches, Jun 06 2003

       thats a real conversation stopper, but thanks.
po, Jun 06 2003

       Amos! what can i say? <weeps> I am not creepy - I am sweet and kind and lovely - possibly?   

       I have a scooter and I know how to use it!
po, Jun 06 2003

       //I am not creepy//
Maybe I was thinking of Tinky Winky(?)
Amos Kito, Jun 06 2003

       can you buy roll-on deodorant for these things? eh oh, po.
egbert, Jun 08 2003

       Lovely. +
Pseudonym #3, Jun 11 2003

       Yeti! I am the yeti! (+)
silverstormer, Jun 11 2003

       po, everything you touch turns to gold. If i had come up with this idea i would be fishboned till the flesh peeled from my bones. Yet you make it funny. +
ninjafishcake, Jun 11 2003

       you should see the crap I bin <g>
po, Jun 11 2003

       evil teletubbies? or just more evil? +
pluterday, Jun 11 2003

       I still love this one. Thanks [po].
k_sra, Sep 19 2003

       //parents are advised not to place the dolls under the child’s bed/   

       Made me fall laughing. [+] This deserves to be brought up again.
DesertFox, Feb 28 2006

nth, Feb 28 2006

       //there are yeti phobics in this world// There is still much I do not know about this world.
wagster, Feb 28 2006

       good, cos its looking at your nipples and needing milk.
po, Jun 23 2006

       See Chewbacca link.
MoreCowbell, Jun 23 2006

       this item has ended?
po, Jun 23 2006


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