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yeti babies
it looks like a yeti, it smells like a yeti, it is a yeti and yet
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yeti baby dolls that begin to teach youngsters about the weird and wonderful and strange.
yeti dolls that look half-man, half-ape: they have long reddish hair all over, with a humanish face and pointy ears, they are quite sweet really except that they smell quite awfuk and give out an intermittent
shrieking sound. parents are advised not to place the dolls under the childs bed but keep these dolls as strictly day-time entertainment only.
with a little help from mum and dad, these dolls are responsible for strange footprints in the soil or snow.
there are yeti phobics in this world who, because they did not have a yeti baby in childhood, are now prisoners in their own home; too afraid to venture out in case they encounter a yeti or two.
Like this?
http://www.toyolink.com/monchichi.htm [bungston, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Native Baby
http://shop.store.y...lle/nativebaby.html Native of what, I know not. [phoenix, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Plush Cthulhu
http://www.toyvault.../plush_cthulhu.html For those who would prefer their offspring to understand non-euclidian geometry [oneoffdave, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Po. Not smelly, but otherwise close to the description.
http://pbskids.org/...nohints/int_po.html This character is creepy. [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
now, this guy is really weird.
http://pbskids.org/...ints/int_tinky.html and he is my best friend! [po, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Yeti
http://www.legendofyeti.com/ [k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Yeti again
http://www.newweb.n...bin/yeti/yeticgi.pl he's hip to the internet [k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Feet of Yeti
http://freespace.vi...goodwin/bigfoot.htm [k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
(?) Defective Yeti
http://www.defectiv...rchives/000215.html Probably never played with by children... [k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Doing that Yeti Stomp
http://www.nickjr.c...eos/yetistomp.jhtml The Backyardigans rock. This song is one of their best. [bungston, Feb 28 2006]
Chewbacca doll
http://cgi.ebay.com...ame=ADME:B:EF:US:11 Cute Stuff [MoreCowbell, Jun 23 2006]
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ha ha ha! po, you are something else. Seriously, I could have never thought of such a thing. Still, have a crispy "cuernito" for the laugh. |
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Sorta like a Santa Claus or Tooth Fairy you can hold in your hand? Mightn't that take the fun out of it? |
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Whoa, Red Yeti (Bam-a-lam)
Whoa, Red Yeti (Bam-a-lam)
Red Yeti had a child (Bam-a-lam)
The damn thing gone wild (Bam-a-lam)
She said, 'I'm worryin' outta mind' (Bam-a-lam)
The damn thing gone blind (Bam-a-lam)
I said Oh, Red Yeti (Bam-a-lam)
Whoa, Red Yeti (Bam-a-lam) |
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Do they have to smell quite awfuk?
Cause it'd be better if they just smelled a little bit awfuk. |
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Sounds better then Tickle-Me Elmo. |
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thats a real conversation stopper, but thanks. |
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Amos! what can i say? <weeps> I am not creepy - I am sweet and kind and lovely - possibly? |
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I have a scooter and I know how to use it! |
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//I am not creepy// Maybe I was thinking of Tinky Winky(?) |
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can you buy roll-on deodorant for these things? eh oh, po. |
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po, everything you touch turns to gold. If i had come up with this idea i would be fishboned till the flesh peeled from my bones. Yet you make it funny. + |
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you should see the crap I bin <g> |
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evil teletubbies? or just more evil? + |
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I still love this one. Thanks [po]. |
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//parents are advised not to place the dolls under the childs bed/ |
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Made me fall laughing. [+] This deserves to be brought up again. |
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//there are yeti phobics in this world// There is still much I do not know about this world. |
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good, cos its looking at your nipples and needing milk. |
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