Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Elitefingerbun

Australian Engineer. I had my girlfriend for a few months and eventually things were really easy between us and our guards were down. I was wanting to buttering a bread bun one day and in the absence of a clean knife I stuck my finger in the butter tub and buttered the bun with my finger.

Needless to say, she was shocked. And she nicknamed me FingerBun. (I then made an email address with that name but it was used......... so I opted for Elite fingerbun)

[Sep 08 2005, last modified Sep 28 2005]

    
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