In recent years, caffeinated drinks have been the craze. It used to be that Mountain Dew would give you a sufficient amount of caffeine for your days worth of computer programmming and hardcore partying.
Ever Since Red Bull has come to market, there have been many brands of "Monster" caffeinated
drinks that include ingredients such as tarine and guarana.
Some facts about caffeine:
The affects of caffeine are increased metabolism, heartbeat, and awareness.
Than again, since the sexual revolution , innovations in fertility and the science of sex have progressed. We now have "mechanical aids", the internet, and erectional dysfunction drugs such as Viagra and Cialis to help when Johnson feels he needs to go on strike!
So, i propose Jiz (pun) branded: "Caffeinated Lube" containing 600mg of caffeine in a convenient gel filled package.
Not your mothers old flavored lube of yesterday, but rather for those gen XY-ers (okay, thats not a word) who like to drink 40 oz "monsters" charged with caffeine and guarana , but would like to feel selfless and let others feel the benefits!
Here are the benefits:
-just in case your partner decides to "falls asleep" on you, that'll never happen!
-Get those lackluster, out-of-shape, sperm excited by giving them a little boost of caffeine!
So, in the end you don't have to feel lackluster anymore because suddenly the both of you have something to be excited about at night and into the morning!!