This is the page where all my ideas are. You oogle them, I kick myself for not having googled them. I try to make spectacular good ideas, but instead, I make spectacularly bad ones. Ah well, greatness comes in many forms, and I'll stand by my foam for men idea when push comes to shove.
About the HB:
-Half a bun is a good idea. Two and a half buns may require divine intervention. Same goes for two and a half fishbones.
-I'm a half-bun kind of guy. I've mostly got good ideas that aren't quite worth getting all worked up about.
-We are the autoboner. Anno up, or forever cause halfbakers to have low self esteem and bad ideas.
Contact: ye underscore river underscore xiv at yahoo dot comatose.
Don't take me too seriously. Jutta won't like you, and neither will I. Besides, if I wanted to be taken seriously, I do this for a living, right? Well, I'd try to do it for a living... Well, OK, so maybe I do want to be taken seriously, but I know better than to try doing it for a living. So if you get it, let's have a good laugh, and if you don't then do your best to ignore me. Also, if you're taking me seriously, I want to buy all of the inventions I suggest, I'm just too lazy to bother marketing. So if you're handy, and it sounds good, get your tools out!
And now I need to look into compressed gas.