Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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ye_river_xiv


This is the page where all my ideas are. You oogle them, I kick myself for not having googled them. I try to make spectacular good ideas, but instead, I make spectacularly bad ones. Ah well, greatness comes in many forms, and I'll stand by my foam for men idea when push comes to shove.

About the HB: -Half a bun is a good idea. Two and a half buns may require divine intervention. -We are the autoboner. Anno up, or forever cause halfbakers to have low self esteem and bad ideas.

About Ye: Time zone: PST Language: English, US (for spelling purposes only) Gender: Male Marital status: Single Mental condition: Paranoid Real name: Steve Occupation: halfbaker

Hobbies: digging up mastodons for school, digging at the beach for no good reason, digging all the lovely ladies around me, and... digging myself a deeper grave every time I open my big fat mouth.

Contact: ye underscore river underscore xiv at yahoo dot comatose.

[Jun 14 2006, last modified Jan 04 2008]

   
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(+21)(+21) Annotation help file
(+2) Apartmoat
(+3, -1) Bachelor Box
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) BI-metallic shower nozzle
(+1) Clothes hanging/folding machine
(+3) Cool-ket
(+3, -1) Custard gun
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Dinging dong device
(+5, -1) Entryway pseudo-periscope
(+10, -3) fish "tank"
(+4, -12)(+4, -12) Foam for men
(+5, -4) Forever Fuel Card
(+2, -6) Geostationary polar satellite
 Glass wires for space windows
(+2, -4) Gun wrapping service
 Guy garters
(+13)(+13) Horror movie escort service
(+18, -1)(+18, -1) In-door Hamster Cage
 Individually wrapped tortilla
(+10, -4) Inquisition mail Sorter
(+2) iPhony
 Jackpack
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(+2) Keybination Lock
(+9, -2) Knocking door
(+3, -2) Lichen for Mars
(+7) Liquid insurance
(+4) Love letter ghost writers
(+2, -1) Lucky chinese Eye-xercise glasses
 Lunar Green Line
(+2, -3) Mermaid top
 Microwave security camera
(+1, -3) Mood Reading Gun
(+3) Moon Transit
(+8) Nanotube Maille
(+7, -5) Offshore airports
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Oilslick ram jet ski
(+5, -1) photoluminescent keys
(+6, -2) Pool cleaning cat & cat
(+6, -2) Porchullis
(+2, -6) Public Defenders (and prosecutors)
(-2) Puppy mill
(+2, -4) Pussy Pay Per Poo
(+3, -1) Raised Surface Roomba
(+7, -2) Ramjet ammo
(-6)(-6) RC Brains
 "RE: Your halfbakery idea" stories
(-2) RFID them guns
(+7) Safety dance music player
(-4) Self-promotion
(+7, -2) Self winding Chronometer
(+2) Shoulder weights and Exercise Berets
(+3) Smoke pager
 Southwest Camel Retrofit
 Space:...
(+5, -1) Surgical cowlick correction
(+3, -6) Surround sound safe
(+8, -1) Swamp screen
(+12)(+12) The Tine Machine
(+4) Underbasin water heater
(+18, -6)(+18, -6) "Votes of confidence" gun licensing
 
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