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(+162, -30)	Film Noir Home
(+72)	Etymology markup for word processors
(+66)	Fake Conference Bag
(+65)	Happy Birthday
(+65, -1)	Semi-submersible Ferris wheel
(+65, -1)	small piece of paper with 3 4-digit numbers written on it
(+71, -11)	Merry Christmas
(+59)	Nervous passenger fake brake-pedal seatbelt tensioner
(+56, -4)	Schrödinger's Toilet Seat
(+50)	Retroreflective pinstripes
(+52, -3)	Webcam on the Moon
(+47, -1)	Hippo's Silent Dodgy Chimes
(+48, -2)	Lift/elevator 'freefall' button
(+43, -2)	Automatic Blow-Out Staircase of Excitement
(+41, -2)	Electromagnet Mattress
(+50, -11)	Nude Bubble Gym of Death
(+37)	CAT5: The Musical!
(+39, -2)	Relativistic time-dilation wristwatch display
(+37, -1)	Book Trade Vending Machine
(+35)	Google Street View Wayback Machine
(+35)	Latent etiolation messages
(+35, -1)	go-slower stripes
(+34, -1)	Continuous Pizza Oven
(+33, -2)	Adult theme park ride
(+31)	Operator Papier-Mâchè Modelling Shredder

(+19)	Cellphone radio telescope
(+19)	Jaws: The breakfast cereal
(+22, -3)	Oriental Construction Equipment
(+19)	Special chime for 12:34.56 7/8/9
(+19)	Uphill bowling
(+27, -8)	worm train
(+18)	Biscuit hammer
(+20, -2)	Bubblewrap pasta
(+18)	Channel changing transitions
(+22, -4)	Film previews which match the rating of the film you're watching
(+18)	Giant grabby arm
(+18)	High-volume secure offsite backup via the sewage network
(+18)	Move daylight saving changeover time to Friday afternoon
(+20, -2)	Stout Cheerios
(+17)	Alternative History of the Internet
(+17)	camera-tripod threaded railings
(+17)	Environmentally friendly books
(+17)	Kinegram signage
(+19, -2)	Ludicrously expensive online store
(+18, -1)	Open-plan office distributed sensitivity-adaptive disturbance alerting system
(+17)	'Russian Doll' Easter Egg
(+20, -3)	single-user social network
(+16)	Ceiling fan Zoetrope kit
(+17, -1)	Deliver it on Saturday
(+17, -1)	Eerily prescient fortune cookies

(+13, -1)	Better condom packaging
(+12)	Computer train set
(+12)	easy reading Geneva Convention for children
(+12)	Geology Breakfast Cereal
(+14, -2)	gobstopper codebreakers
(+12)	naming convention constrained folders
(+13, -1)	Personalised constellations
(+14, -2)	Popstar franchise
(+13, -1)	Russian Roulette Advent Calendar
(+13, -1)	Troll the French
(+12)	Water duvet
(+14, -3)	29th February to be a public holiday
(+11)	Car sat nav "tour guide" mode
(+13, -2)	Cheese sputtering gun
(+11)	Chickens with lasers
(+12, -1)	Edible toy car
(+12, -1)	Elementology
(+11)	Fibonacci birthdays
(+11)	funeral mystery service
(+13, -2)	Indexes for novels
(+15, -4)	least recently used cubicle indicator
(+11)	Natural Mouse
(+11)	"Now Benzene free!" stickers
(+11)	Pinhole contacts
(+12, -1)	Pond Skater exoskeleton

(+11, -4)	All Apple products should display the 'sad Mac' icon today
(+7)	better handling of unfocussed text entry
(+7)	bidirectional intra-Halfbakery links
(+8, -1)	Bus Meeting Room
(+7)	Circular CCD chip for digital cameras
(+8, -1)	Cloud Candyfloss
(+9, -2)	container design law
(+7)	Corporate restaurant blagging guide
(+7)	Cranial resistivity headphone activation
(+7)	diagrammatic pasta shapes
(+8, -1)	dice chiral pairs
(+10, -3)	Endless climbing wall
(+7)	Excroissibur
(+7)	F1 Submarine racing
(+7)	figure-of-eight running track
(+12, -5)	Fluorescent Sushi
(+7)	Hermit Lottery
(+7)	Indeterminately segmented TV drama series
(+8, -1)	Inflatable streamlining for trucks
(+7)	iPodometer
(+7)	ISO standard for crisp packet colour to flavour mapping
(+7)	Jilted lover ring recycling
(+7)	keyhole-shaped scars from keyhole surgery
(+9, -2)	Loud car stereo simulator
(+9, -2)	Mandatory justification of over-used metaphors

(+4)	802.11 client location detector
(+4)	Acoustic duvet edging
(+5, -1)	amphibious train
(+4)	ASCII Art Font
(+4)	Awareness Awareness Day
(+4)	Baggage Carousel Rollercoaster
(+4)	Batteries with power supply
(+4)	Car radiator grille blow-out
(+4)	Cheap public transport air-conditioning
(+5, -1)	Clockwork lawnmower
(+4)	Disguise chess
(+4)	“Encore!” at the theatre
(+4)	encourage handwashing
(+5, -1)	Exposure encoding in photographs
(+5, -1)	Fake News Channel
(+7, -3)	Giant hamster wheel drag racing
(+4)	Greyscale digital camera
(+4)	haptic feedback for card readers
(+4)	Icicle art guttering
(+4)	In-game football player transfers
(+4)	Interest Cockneys
(+4)	lightweight fake child-seat and child for bicycles
(+12, -8)	MacBook Air Thinness Indicator
(+5, -1)	Mandatory town name road layout
(+4)	microwave shower

(0)	Analogue LED clock
(0)	Black hole-enriched beauty products
(+2, -2)	Brexit referendum referendum
(0)	Butane-powered firewall for PC modders
(+1, -1)	Complimentary Medicine
(+2, -2)	Crack-o-crunch-do
(0)	Crack of Doom Shredder
(0)	Credit card with transaction history
(0)	DNA sense
(0)	emoji typefaces
(+1, -1)	Everyone should have dual nationality
(0)	Flaming bin
(0)	Hand exerciser toothbrush
(0)	Hat PDA
(+3, -3)	How to remember names
(0)	Incorporate RFID storage in medical devices
(0)	Irregular fastener spacing
(+3, -3)	Lake advertising
(0)	loo roll - air brake/ odour mitigation fan
(0)	Microwave TV
(+3, -3)	"Musical chairs" tax system
(0)	Office bed
(0)	River control
(+3, -3)	Samurai Slaughterhouse
(0)	Scattergun resume generator

(+1, -2)	Extend consumer protection law to cover implausible but untestable claims
(-1)	File System -> HTTP/HTML presentation engine
(+4, -5)	Formula 1 racing, with big magnets
(+4, -5)	Honest Ponzi Scheme
(+3, -4)	Retro spam
(+2, -4)	Passenger jet with hot air balloon

(-3)	Planning application by life-size model
(+15, -18)	Vegetarian Black Pudding
(-3)	Whacky Bluetooth Cooperation Protocol
(+6, -10)	Invasive government

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