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(+150, -30)	Film Noir Home
(+63)	Etymology markup for word processors
(+56, -1)	small piece of paper with 3 4-digit numbers written on it
(+57, -4)	Schrodinger's Toilet Seat
(+51)	Fake Conference Bag
(+50)	Nervous passenger fake brake-pedal seatbelt tensioner
(+49)	Happy Birthday
(+48)	Semi-submersible Ferris wheel
(+45, -1)	Hippo's Silent Dodgy Chimes
(+45, -2)	Webcam on the Moon
(+44, -2)	Electromagnet Mattress
(+42)	Retroreflective pinstripes
(+43, -2)	Automatic Blow-Out Staircase of Excitement
(+51, -11)	Nude Bubble Gym of Death
(+38, -2)	Lift/elevator 'freefall' button
(+37, -2)	Relativistic time-dilation wristwatch display
(+33, -1)	Book Trade Vending Machine
(+43, -11)	Merry Christmas
(+32, -1)	go-slower stripes
(+31)	Latent etiolation messages
(+31, -1)	Adult theme park ride
(+30, -1)	Mug tea strength markings
(+28)	Sacrificial Jumper
(+28, -1)	LED Bead Curtain
(+27)	Tour de France virtual horizontalness indicator

(+22, -1)	2001: The breakfast cereal
(+22, -1)	Office chair seatbelt
(+24, -3)	Pedant signs
(+25, -4)	Pornographic breakfast cereal
(+23, -2)	Steam-powered pencil sharpener
(+22, -2)	Bubblewrap pasta
(+21, -1)	Inflatable mould Shotcrete adobe house
(+21, -1)	Ingeniously aspirated cool suit
(+20)	Jaws: The breakfast cereal
(+20)	Lift (elevator) toggle buttons
(+20)	Mirrored contact lenses
(+20)	Variable length children's DVDs
(+23, -4)	Extra hour in bed for people born in the winter
(+21, -2)	Stout Cheerios
(+19, -1)	Back-seat driver auto-patronising device
(+18)	Channel changing transitions
(+18)	High-volume secure offsite backup via the sewage network
(+19, -1)	Open-plan office distributed sensitivity-adaptive disturbance alerting system
(+21, -3)	Oriental Construction Equipment
(+18)	Stats Mug
(+26, -8)	worm train
(+17)	Giant grabby arm
(+20, -3)	High-friction pyjamas
(+17)	Kitchen equipment with weight markings
(+17)	'Russian Doll' Easter Egg

(+14, -1)	Airport nailclipping service
(+13)	camera-tripod threaded railings
(+18, -5)	Car Whiskers
(+13)	DC low-power output from high-power devices
(+13)	Lego wheels with anti-stud tread
(+14, -1)	Ludicrously expensive online store
(+14, -1)	Russian Roulette Advent Calendar
(+13)	Special chime for 12:34.56 7/8/9
(+13)	USB bell-ringing minature steeple
(+13)	Virtual mobile phones
(+13, -1)	Alternative History of the Internet
(+13, -1)	Better condom packaging
(+14, -2)	Blind Copy Recipients Message Field
(+14, -2)	Cheese sputtering gun
(+12)	easy reading Geneva Convention for children
(+14, -2)	gobstopper codebreakers
(+14, -2)	Indexes for novels
(+12)	Napkin sleeves
(+13, -1)	Popstar franchise
(+12)	Profanity tracker
(+14, -2)	Romantic Hovering Soufflé Restaurant
(+12)	Self-referential toys
(+12)	Water duvet
(+12, -1)	Ambient, dual-source (daylight & LED) kitchen lighting
(+14, -3)	"Just wait a bit" button

(+11, -3)	Anti-biscuits
(+8)	F1 Submarine racing
(+9, -1)	Inflatable streamlining for trucks
(+8)	Inflatable Vacuum Cleaner
(+9, -1)	Inter-car communication
(+8)	iPodometer
(+8)	Jilted lover ring recycling
(+9, -1)	Powered skating
(+8)	Singing carriage
(+8)	Solo synchronised Olympic events
(+10, -2)	Television screensaver
(+10, -2)	Toiletron
(+8)	Uncover London's rivers
(+8)	Unemployed Interior Decorator Gangs
(+9, -1)	Visible sound
(+10, -3)	12V Fondue
(+7)	Car sat nav "tour guide" mode
(+9, -2)	Cloud Candyfloss
(+7)	Corporate restaurant blagging guide
(+8, -1)	dice chiral pairs
(+12, -5)	Fluorescent Sushi
(+7)	Glasses-mounted laser pointers
(+9, -2)	LCD bar
(+9, -2)	LCD Desk
(+7)	LCD room lighting

(+4)	802.11 client location detector
(+5, -1)	Advance fee fraud (419) reply-bot
(+5, -1)	amphibious train
(+4)	Baggage Carousel Rollercoaster
(+4)	Batteries with power supply
(+5, -1)	Celebrity Browser History
(+4)	Cheap public transport air-conditioning
(+5, -1)	Clockwork lawnmower
(+4)	Corridor etiquette
(+5, -1)	Exposure encoding in photographs
(+7, -3)	Giant hamster wheel drag racing
(+4)	Hermit Lottery
(+4)	Interest Cockneys
(+5, -1)	iTunes-based music recommendation system
(+13, -9)	MacBook Air Thinness Indicator
(+6, -2)	Mandatory town name road layout
(+5, -1)	Remote control lightweight limb saw
(+9, -5)	Tetrahedral bricks
(+5, -1)	The Fashion Police
(+4)	Trapezoidal bit of cardboard
(+4)	Treehouse Town
(+3)	ASCII Art Font
(+4, -1)	Brian Eno Theme Park
(+5, -2)	Cinema with real gunfire
(+3)	Combined brake lever and bell

(0)	Analogue LED clock
(0)	Butane-powered firewall for PC modders
(+1, -1)	Complimentary Medicine
(0)	Credit card with transaction history
(0)	Empathy subtitles
(+1, -1)	Everyone should have dual nationality
(+4, -4)	Facebook levels of friendship
(0)	Flaming bin
(0)	Fractional teabags
(0)	Hand exerciser toothbrush
(0)	Hat PDA
(0)	Irregular fastener spacing
(+3, -3)	Lake advertising
(+4, -4)	Macabriotic food
(0)	Microwave TV
(0)	Mighty combo garden tool
(0)	"My ears are alight"
(0)	Office bed
(+1, -1)	Open-source political manifesto
(0)	Penicillin Spray
(0)	Positive points when you get stopped by the police
(0)	River control
(0)	Rotisserie bed
(+2, -2)	Samurai Slaughterhouse
(0)	Scattergun resume generator

(-1)	File System -> HTTP/HTML presentation engine
(+4, -6)	Formula 1 racing, with big magnets

(+2, -5)	Passenger jet with hot air balloon
(-3)	Planning application by life-size model
(+15, -18)	Vegetarian Black Pudding
(-3)	Whacky Bluetooth Cooperation Protocol

(+6, -11)	Invasive government
(-5)	Marriage as IPO


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