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The 1.5 Legged Trouser Lamp is an essential
item for the home of any enthusiastic
Masonic Lodge member.
Fully adjustable it can be raised, lowered and
swivelled to point in any direction, and
provides a happy home for any surplus pair
of trousers. Runs on a low heat bulb, to
eliminate
fire risk.
It's best just to view the illustration.
Other lamps are under construction....
1.5 legged trouser lamp
https://sodabred.tu...-trouser-lamp-its-a
Masonic Lodge Approved ! [xenzag, Jul 07 2006, last modified Mar 02 2018]
Freemasons and their trousers
https://www.bbc.com...k-scotland-43385303
For [pashute] and [Voice]. You have to scroll down a bit to find the trousers. [pertinax, Feb 27 2026]
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At last, a home for all those jeans I can't fit into anymore. |
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reminds me of a pete and dud joke |
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the supporting lamp pole is inside it and
looped over.... thought too obvious to
need description. The trouser material
could be stiffened as a result of years of
saturation with diverse glar (local
vernacular) |
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Very nice - you would make a good
halfbakery illustrator. |
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it needs a leather apron. |
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Talk about the light shining out of your arse! |
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It's about time you got a bun for your outstanding illustrations,+. |
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I'm confused. Why is it approved by the Masonic Lodge? |
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Masons like rolling up a trouser leg. It makes them feel important. |
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Is it possible for a small padding adjusment to the rear creating a sort of bubble buttocks effect? I think that would be a useful place to put a beer, oh, and say, a pocket would be a good place for that remote. I like! Multitasking lamp! |
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This would solve the problem I had as detailed in Crutch Lights [link]. Great. |
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I'm sure everyone here understands the idea and why its funny, but i'm not from your culture and don't have a clue. Could someone explain? Is this something to do with sex? With body parts that should be covered? What is masonic, and how is a giant insect connected to his idea? |
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Wagster has it covered.... where is he anyway? |
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See link. (Warning; it's never funny once it's been exclaimed.) |
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