Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Inner Bum Scrub
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A tool, similar in many respects to a Q-tip but significantly larger, used to clean human waste from one's nether region. Two sided for multiple use.
burkebiggler, Aug 18 2004

(?) Maybe here... http://www.halfbake...vialities_20section
[yabba do yabba dabba, Oct 04 2004]


       Geez - I thought this was going to be about giving a waiter a really good tip!   

       Ouch! Yuck! TP is good enough, thank you very much.
Ichthus, Aug 18 2004

       A perfect one for the trivialities section.   

       Wouldn't you need like 300 of these to clean yourself?
phundug, Aug 18 2004

       There's one of these in my bath with its own rubber stand. It has been used so much the cotton is worn off, but it's still washable and works completely fine.
dpsyplc, Aug 18 2004

       It would be good for old people who have trouble reaching. Maybe I should remain neutral.
phundug, Aug 18 2004

       Or you can use baby wipes.
Machiavelli, Aug 18 2004

       How would you flush it?
bungston, Aug 18 2004

       If this is for cleaning one's crack on the *outside* and not actually for internal use, then it is way baked. The Romans used sponges on sticks to wipe their bums.
squeak, Aug 19 2004

dobtabulous, Aug 19 2004

       for sponges read slaves?
po, Aug 19 2004

       Two sided for mutilpe use? So both ends are the same? Or is one end a toothbrush? Or a nasal trimmer? Or... ok I'll stop now.
Emi-chan, Aug 19 2004

       [dpsyplc] - ????? {stares at screen, mouth hanging open}
wagster, Aug 19 2004

       wag, its rude to stare. live and let live say I.   

       mind you, its his family I feel sorry for.
po, Aug 19 2004

       "I wash myself with a rag on a stick"   

       No thanks... no potentially penetrating objects are going near my ass
eulachon, Aug 19 2004


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