Since the Pinworm Containment Mechanism my Howard-
Hughes-like preoccupation with hygiene has now
to the point that I'm not enjoying showering. My current
options for doing a good job without having to wash
anything gross like a flannel are to use toilet paper,
or a wet wipe which won't flush.
Neither of these options are particularly appealing
because I wouldn't want to perform disposal in the
of a shower, and I equally wouldn't want to leave used
paper lying around until I'm done.
The PCM was basically a cross between a lemon squeezer
and a pacifier. For shower time I think this would need
be enhanced with a telescopic barrel and a two-piece
that flips open and shut at the pull of a trigger, and a
disposable paper cartridge system.
To help you visualise this, the steps would be:
1. Pull the trigger. The two halves of the cover part and
the telescopic barrel extends to reveal the cartridge
2. Insert the cartridge
3. Aim and apply
4. Release the trigger. The barrel retracts and the cover
5. Put the device to one side until the shower is
6. Pull the trigger over the lavatory and shake until the
cartridge drops away
7. Rinse under the faucet
Does anyone have Philippe Starck's contact details?
And finally: this is (of course) a plug for the latest