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My mother was recently taken for a
holiday, courtesy of the local Lions club.
"Lion" was dutifully sent to collect,
subsequently return her from the
destination of respite.
This made me consider the merits of a
A Dinner Date
to receiving one's invitation,
instead of a Lion, an appropriately
costumed Bat would arrive to collect the
lucky guest, who would be transported
a typically gothic location.
All guests would dine in the company of
convincing Dracula, their catering needs
and dancing partners being provided for
by an entourage of male and female
vampires. On retiring to their rooms, the
spooky theme would continue with
other nocturnal creepings, and goings
all the well known traditions of a 1960's
Hammer Horror film.
Visitors would have the subsequent
honour of becoming Vampires, after
having served some time as a Bat, but of
course there would only ever be one
...now with Bats [xenzag, Jun 15 2008]
Dracula's theme restaurants/dinner theatres
Spine-tingling mispunctuation! [jutta, Jun 15 2008]
Dracula has a moon base
Elvis and Bruce Lee are there also [normzone, Jun 15 2008]
||And have the puncture wounds to match .
||Bloody marvellous ..... [+]
||I'd go out with Vampirella. [+]
||Maybe that unnecessary apostrophe is
actually an eye tooth.
||If you really wanted this to be interesting you would make it a BREAKFAST date. . .you know how vampires feel about daylight. . .
||Something tells me he would stand up halfway through, mumble something about a coffin and forgetting his cape at the cleaners and just vanish.
||If you invite them into your house, doesn't that render you completely helpless?
||No, that's Mormons, isn't it ?