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Expectant fathers, giddy with excitement, understandably faint during the birth of a child. This means that the staff have three problems to deal with...a new born, an exhausted mother, and a 200lb lump on the floor with a broken collar bone.
I suggest that fathers attending the birth of a child be
made to use comically large baby walkers. They could be sponsored/built by the makers of regular baby walkers.
Like this, but bigger.
[paraffin power, Feb 04 2005]
||Who would possibly bone this?!