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Why don't they have "Do it yourself Lyposuction" kits?
They would sell you a needle, with and adapter, to fir over your vaccum, they would also give you instructions, on how much to pull out and where to pull it out from and what not. It would certanly be easier for obese people.
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[thumbwax, Oct 21 2004]
(?) only slightly safer than this
drill a hole in yer head [xclamp, Oct 21 2004]
||"Warning! Do not stick into the heart!!"
||"Warning: Do Not Use While Sleeping."
||This verges on a [marked-for-deletion] me too, if it weren't so crashingly stupid. Next up, affordable appendectomies.
||<vacuums litre of fat from stomach> <reverses machine> <injects litre of fat into penis> BWWWOOOAAARRRGGGHHHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAA!!