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Anderson Clone War

Holy, !@#$ Batman, I think my pants got hit by the shrink-ray.
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Incapacitate enemy troops by raising an army of Pamela Anderson (you know, from Baywatch, Playboy, etc.) clones, and dropping them in parachutes into the enemy's foxholes. Some hypnotism/programming might be required on the clones to make them desire smelly men in uniforms.

Better efficacy might be obtained by spiking the combatant's drinking water with Viagra. Does anyone know if Viagra can be aerosolized?

pathetic, Feb 21 2003


       Harry Harrison did something very, very similar to this in his Stainless Steel Rat series.
DrCurry, Feb 21 2003

       With, or without silicone?   

       Haven't you ever seen the fembots in Austin Powers?
What's happened to the HB since I've been gone... so many newbies and multi-fishboned new ideas, not the former mix of 70% old and 30% new ideas (estimated).
Parvenu, Feb 21 2003

       It's good to be back after a prolonged period of laziness.
Parvenu, Feb 21 2003

       Get to work.
snarfyguy, Feb 21 2003

       Yeah, get to woik.
thumbwax, Feb 21 2003

       At least his new web-site's better than the old one.
angel, Feb 21 2003

       I worried it was a Star Wars film starring the guy from Night Court.
waugsqueke, Feb 21 2003

       Yeah! a record, 11 fishbones..... woo-hoo! Ok, Ok, perhaps a slight refinement is needed. Instead of an army of Andersons, create an army of holographic Andersons operating as automaton-extensions of the millions of internet users (you know, like a Sim). The Anderson army would be mingled with about 10% real fighting men and tanks. When the Anderson supplemented army approaches the enemy, the enemy will be so disoriented they won't have any idea what to do. Perhaps they will think they've entered into heaven already (you know with the 57 fecund virgins) and the guys in uniforms are just the tour guides.
pathetic, Mar 03 2003

       [pathetic]: Don't let the 'bones get you down. I think it was Thomas Edison that said "I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work".
Cedar Park, Mar 04 2003

       Actually, I quite like it. (+)
FloridaManatee, Mar 04 2003


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