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A vacuum cleaner to use when your house is infested with
ants (as mine is/was.) The specially designed ant nossle sucks
the little bastards up off the ground (easy to do as ants
usually travel in a line.) They are sucked up a flexible steel
tube that is lined with fly paper, those that survive
paper tunnel of death face 6 swinging blades and those that
make it past that face a painful fiery death. Ofcorse once
switched onto reverse the "Ant vacuum" becomes an "ant
flamer," you use this secondary function to clean up any
remaining stragglers that you missed on your first pass, it also
puts all those that have been struggling to free themselves
from the fly paper lined tube out of their misery.
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||The Hammer 'ant' house of horror.
||No little black pissy ants but a special fireant nossle is
||Get an aardvark. Or a hedgehog.
||I built a 1.2kW pooter out of a vacuum cleaner and a pair of tights. You end up with a small ball of ants that you can dispose of according to your Karmic preference.
||Not another ant gravity idea...
||Switched into reverse, you can shoot the ants across the street into your neighbor's yard, or onto his roof. Fun!