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Superhero mascot of Month Of The Virus (or Virus Month)
Superman looking guy who's virus fighting outfit consists of
pants (always a good start) a shirt with a big V and a
of a virus crossed out, a facemask and gloves.
Every year he appears on January 1st and shows kids and
adults how to "SUIT UP FOR VICTORY!!" which is really what
V stands for.
||You wear underwear on the outside of your trousers.
||Slightly more conventional than wearing them on the head, certainly...
||I imagine anti-virus man to be a heavily burdened, depraved individual due to his super immune system. This immunity allowing him to lick , suck and snort all things yuck to render them inactive. Since his weakness is peanuts he has to keep masked and gloved while not wielding his special powers.