Atkins' for Vegetarians

I am tired of vegetable products made to look like meat. I propose an eatery where everything looks like a vegetable, fruit, pasta etc. but is actually meat. And I am not on the Atkins’ diet. You could make thinly sliced ham look like lettuce, or dyed sausage to look like a cucumber. And pasta could be easily accomplished with intestines and rawish meat. Iced abalone sweetened with sugar makes good iced cream. And all diary could be made to taste like soy products. Maybe it could be called Meat Tooth, or carnivorarian. Maybe I am kinda hungry and only have spam.