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This design can work with almost any design of brimmed hat.
The dapperer the better.
Under the hat is a subframe/suspension with a ferrous metal
dome that encapsulates the skull portion normally covered by
An autonomous small flat electric motorized magnetic
hat mount can move around on the
dome with a hat mounted to it.
Hidden in the hat will be cameras and a computer that track
the eyes of the person your are talking to and in reference to
your own eyes, adjusts the hat so the brim just covers your
||Programmable - I want parameters.
||Oh, and not to be confused with Cow Tipping. Autos require more team members.
||I'd want to have the ability to straight up eyeball some people, and tip it momentarily to others.
||"saluting device" patented by James Boyle in 1896.
||Yes I'm sure I have seen Victorian patents for this kind of thing.